There are no brakes...

coltongillies:

igohardinovertime:

this has to be the worst picture ever taken of a football player 

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i think you mean the best

honchcrow:

pikachu bout to get lit the fuck up

honchcrow:

pikachu bout to get lit the fuck up

Your pokémon snapped out of its confusion!

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bussykiller:

getting home and being able to take off your pants more like

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bombing:

dantheman2033:

bombing:

if you’re on the sun then sun dried tomatoes are just tomatoes

Wouldn’t they just be dried tomatoes, because they are still not normal tomatoes

i just googled this and turns out there aren’t any tomatoes on the sun so it looks like we’re both wrong but more importantly you’re wrong

serpentenema:

tocinobebe:

my friend has this weird knockoff Winnie the Pooh blanket and it’s the most menacing thing i’ve ever seen

Thats not honey

serpentenema:

tocinobebe:

my friend has this weird knockoff Winnie the Pooh blanket and it’s the most menacing thing i’ve ever seen

Thats not honey

beyoncebeytwice:

magicconchshell:

wikihow is the most useless website ive ever seen in my life

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

*releases pack of dads into home depot* go……be free

spankmehardsanta:

jinglemynargles:

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nice try bing

scroogled

humanitiesstrongest-levi:

cylonapplepie:

unlikely things to read in the bible

There will never be a time where I wont reblog this

humanitiesstrongest-levi:

cylonapplepie:

unlikely things to read in the bible

There will never be a time where I wont reblog this

onlylolgifs:

Lorikeet playing wtih a ball in a bucket

simoleon-lime:

So I uh drew Dan

simoleon-lime:

So I uh drew Dan

onlylolgifs:

Turtle enjoying a bath)